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one of my dumb born again christian friend has invited me to a "big girl " party...but he told me that they..

don't serve sprits ( whiskey or beer ) only fruit drinks and snacks. but he gave me the permission that I can bring my whiskey and have it in our vehicle... if we want. and the question - for sure the pastor will be invited to this party. I'm planing to get the pastor to a discussion before he start praying and brainwashing the small girl and create a situation " to the pastor" like he has pissed on his pants... first question - which is more harm full - Drinks or Brainwashing children with out dated books and inject ego and hate on other religions? second question - give me some simple questions to ask the born again pastor to make him sick - I'm fed up with Nova's ark question. ( big girl party = when the girls have their first that every month thing :) these iedots celebrate that. true.. tomorrow is the BIG party with pepsi and snacks.. have no clue about the dinner though..

Public Comments

1. Didn't Jesus drank intoxicating wine with his disciples during his last supper?
2. i've never heard of such a party....how damn mortifying for that poor poor girl. i'd be embarrassed as hell. that preacher deserves to be irritated. wish i had some questions to give you, but i'm really not that smart...good luck
3. WHAT??????????
4. They celebrate the first period??? LOL! Well, its better than I originally read the question to be. I thought it was going to be an "obese" girl party. In that case my answer was to "stay away.... stay far far away!"
5. My biggest question: Why is there so much contradiction in the Bible? I mean, who knows what we're suppose to do?
6. Wow. What a crazy cult. I guess they have to protect their interests and any pus$y of breeding age needs to be kept on lock down by the cult. They wouldn't want her to get out there in the world and starting seeing things for herself and maybe enjoy herself.
7. Sounds more like a cult. Wear a blue windbreaker that says "ATF" in big yellow letters on the back.
8. I'm not really religious or anything I do believe in god but that's not the point. You really need to grow the fuck up.
9. Maybe the parents should of thought more carefully about inviting you. As for brainwashing the only brainwashed ones are Christians who can not give you logical answer for their belief and atheists who believe they know better than every one else. (no insult to the majority of sensible atheists intended) A what party ???? are you sure your not making this up ???
10. sounds like a troll. your male friend invites you to celebrate his first menstruation, and expects you to do underage drinking in your car you are not old enough to have a driving license for... You already have been drinking too much of that whiskey...
11. Why is the OT God full of wrath, but after he has a kid, he suddenly loves everyone and wants them to be with him? Which last words of Jesus are truly his Last Words? Why do the 4 Gospels, though they all convey a similar message, have different stories in them? They can't all be 100% true if they are different. Who was there when Jesus prayed ALONE in the Garden to record his prayer? Since everyone else was asleep.... Actually a lot of girls celebrate that... Just like when all the guys get together and one says "I finally got laid" all the others suddenly think of that boy as a "man". It's a kind of rites of passage.... though personally I think it's very odd that any men are invited to such a thing. Even in Pagan rites this is done only among the women (at least, I have never seen one where men were invited).
12. I think it best to stay away from both.
13. One thing I can suggest is that you know what you're dealing with before you go in there. The pastor WILL assume that your questions are directed because you are a troubled spirit. He WILL have answers to ALL your questions and he WILL work equally as hard to de-bunk your theories as you do to de-bunk his. You -more than likely- will not dissuade any from their faith and -more than likely- will find yourself in a situation that you don't want to be in. Another thing I can suggest is if you really think these folk are dumb/idiots - you should not go. Because then who is the real dumb-dumb? The people who gather togther with like-minds or those who subject themselves willfully to time with people who they have no respect for?
14. I'm not at all Christian, and at times question organized religion altogether...that said, If I am invited to an event from another religion I try my best to be respectful within the confines of the event. If these people don't drink, don't bring whiskey! It's rude! The pastor is there to celebrate whatever coming of age event within his community. It would be rude to antagonize him at his own party. Save this kind of behavior for Y/A or preachers on the street. Don't give non-Christians a bad name. If it is going to be that horrible, just politely refuse. Just my two cents.
15. definitely the brainwashing is the worse thing... the good thing about being a teenager is that your parents and/orpastor can't control what you do in your own time... my kid drank at a young age, he prefers pot and smokes it... he's a responsible adult now.. being free and responsible doesn't hurt you as an adult... he's never been married but since I've given him and he's asked for condemns I assume he's had sex I don't follow his every move and he lives on his own now.. but he's a better man he gave me a quote that he lives by.. Wisdom comes from knowledge, which comes from good experiences, which comes from bad experiences..... he don't mind the bad experience days (making his own mistakes to learn by) it's life's best teacher.
16. Well, no one I know ever had a party for that sort of thing. Don't get the idea it follows a Christian teaching, it isn't in the Bible. Instead of going and perhaps just trying to start trouble,(and calling it onto yourself by your actions) Just don't go.
17. I'm with UkantSpel, show up in a hat and coat that has "ATF" or "FBI" labled on it, and see what happens. This is the crazy shit we'll be seeing on the news or some news documentary in the future. I wouldn't allow myself or anyone else to be part of one of these affairs. This is dangerous and needs to be reported to the authorities. See you on the news!